Hi! I'm Frances, consumer of the Cadbury's buttons and custodian of the vodka shots. I make videos. Watch them. If you want. FREEEEEEDOM. http://www.youtube.com/tinybag

 

I was singing Happy Little Pill and sang “Bring colour to my spies…”

I followed this up with the exclamation:

"MY SPIES LACK ETHNIC DIVERSITY. BRING ME MY SMURF ESPIONAGE AGENT."

ernestra:

So. Dating’s fun right? WRONG. But… Dating’s funny right? YES. Oh hells yeah. Especially if you live in a sitcom like what I do. 

Reblog, subscribe, enjoy, fart, do whatever makes you happy. 

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If you enjoy a healthy piece of schadenfreude then I recommend you watch this. I went on a date with a man who collects TRACTORS. Actual Tractors. TRACTORS. 

I’m following peeps who reblog this! COS THAT’S HOW TUMBLR WORKS. Right? Shit, I don’t know, I’m very old. 

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Anonymous asked
B, R, W, Z

Oh GOD why did I reblog this, I didn’t even see the music questions. I have the most APPALLING music taste… I’m sorry for anybody who thought I was clinging to even a modicum of coolness…

  • B. FAVORITE BAND.

I don’t have one. Erm. I like Maroon 5 but I haven’t bought their last two albums so I’m pretty sure that makes me a bad fan… Seriously, I got nothing… I download one song off an album and listen to it on repeat. I am dreadful. 

  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.

I think as a member of the youtube fandom I am legally obligated to say Happy Little Pill. And it is very good… so I’ll say that. It has the added benefit of confusing people who have no idea what I’m singing and then I get to EDUCATE which is always fun. 

  • W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.

Er… Boyzone, The Spice Girls, The Feeling and Maroon 5… I think that’s it. I really want to see Pink. OH I AM JUST GETTING COOLER BY THE SECOND AND IT’S ABOUT TIME BECAUSE THE WEATHER ROUND HERE IS JUST HUGELY UPSETTINGLY HOT. 

  • Z. HOW ARE YOU?

Stressed about the music questions, but other than that I’m splendid thank you. Oh and overly warm. How are you? Thank you for your enquiries anon, you have a snazzy face. 

Anonymous asked
My complement to you is: you are one of my favourite Youtubers because you are really funny

I really need to get better at accepting compliments. I blush and flail and say “ssssshhhh, no, shhhh you pretty with the face…. shhhhhh” 

Thank you. 

That’s probably the best response isn’t it? Healthy right? Yeah. 

Thank you. 

You are lovely. 

michelleakin:

I don’t know where, when or why you got convinced that you’re not awesome, but whatever caused that to happen was bullshit.

Because the only non-awesome thing about you is that you don’t think you’re awesome.

So. Dating’s fun right? WRONG. But… Dating’s funny right? YES. Oh hells yeah. Especially if you live in a sitcom like what I do. 

Reblog, subscribe, enjoy, fart, do whatever makes you happy. 

www.youtube.com/tinybag