Hi! I'm Frances, I make comedy videos. Watch them. If you want. FREEEEEEDOM.

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50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me.

1: What would you name your future daughter?

2: Do you miss anyone?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

7: How late did you stay up last night?

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

20: Who did you last see in person?

21: What is the last thing you said out lot?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Have you ever been to Paris?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Do you use chap stick?

26: Who did you last share a bed with?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

33: What do people call you?

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: What are you listening to right now?

37: What is wrong with you right now?

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

40: What is on your wrists right now?

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

46: What were you doing at midnight last night?

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

49: Have you ever been to New York?

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

Anonymous asked
Very Serious Question. Do you know how to work storage heaters? My new student house has them and we're all as clueless as London Variety Grace and Hannah...

yotoobfiction:

NO. I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO CLUE.

I think they store up energy through the night, whilst it is cheap, and then release it through the day. But there is no controlling them whatsoever, and if you want the heating on at night then you are fucked, as the only reliable way of getting heat out of them at that point is by setting the ruddy thing on fire.

GOOD LUCK CLUELESS STUDENT. WINTER IS COMING.

BUT I HAVE STORAGE HEATERS AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THEIR WAYS AND I LIVE IN A TOP FLOOR FLAT AND BY FEBRUARY I MAY BE AN ICECUBE.

I had a lot of sleep last night for the first time in about two weeks, and I’ve woken up annoyingly determined to take any opportunity to make comedy my career. 

So prepare yourselves for irritating amounts of promo. I would say I was sorry, but it would be a lie. I’m proud of what I make and I’m gonna fucking shout about it. 

Subscribe, reblog, be your awesome selves, also eat some fruit today, see, I CARE. (I’m such a knob. I know.)

You know you’re following the right people in the fandom when you have no idea what the drama is people are talking about.

Sometimes I think the fandom needs a mom, or an elders council (via myowndesertplaces)

It’s late lunch… it’s live and it ROCKS… (Please tell me I’m not the only person who discovered the glory of Mel & Sue in the 90s… Light Lunch… Late Lunch… their excellent work with French & Saunders? No? Just me? Fine. I’ll go and hide in my 90s nostalgia corner with my Spice Girls memorabilia…)